About Us
All voices and stories should be heard, even the silliest ones.
Welcome to SA's home of satire news, unlike other news outlets, we like to let our hair down and give you the scoop on the most outrageous and useless stories from around the state of San Andreas!
Our Story
Our origins begin with Mak, Kenny and Lily Calhoun who founded Useless News, with the sole purpose of offering the people of San Andreas a voice and a promise to share articles, even the silliest ones.
With the Calhoun family leaving the state for greener pastures, Bill Smith and his team have taken the baton and are keeping everyone's appetite for 'useless' news satisfied!
As always, we pride ourselves on being entertaining yet informative, providing the most outrageous and useless stories from around the great state of San Andreas
