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Advertising

Square

Advertise your message on the right hand corner of our homepage and article pages. Designs must be 1000px by 1000px as a JPG or PNG format and less than 2MB.

Price per week: $1,500

Price per month: $5,000

Banner

Advertise your message on the top of our homepage and article pages. Designs must be 900px by 300px as a JPG or PNG format and less than 2MB.

Price per week: $3,500

Price per month: $12,000

Story

Want us to give you the 'Useless' treatment? We'll take your message you want to get across to the public and add our own satirical spin to it (with your approval of course).

Please contact us for a quote

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