Ah Los Santos, the city that never seems to settle down for a quiet night. But fear not citizens, the fine officers of the law are always there to cause absolute chaos. Fair warning to those who can’t deal with cuteness, a quick shopping trip soon turned into dodging metal poles, fangirling over a dog in a cute vest and upside down vehicles.
Heading over to South Rockford Drive, this reporter was just about to head to the local clothing store when the flashing and familiar red/blue lights caught my eye. Looking over, an incredibly fashionable individual in all black and sporting a shining helmet is seen confronted by the unnamed Officer and Helios - local K9 hero! Obviously some words were spoken and the individuals returned to their vehicle.
It looked to be the start of a thrilling chase as the criminals car rushed through the officers … only to end up upside down by the laws of physics. Spectators were disappointed but thanks to the generous [and likely pitiful] gesture of the Officers, the car was pushed back onto its four wheels.
And that, our dear readers, resulted in this Reporter dodging the metal poles that were broken by criminal and Officer alike and flung across the street and walkways. Chaos completely as the chase followed south down Palomino Avenue with a quick turn around towards Little Seoul.
So I think the lesson we need to take from this impromptu article is this:
If you do crime, there’s a chance you’ll meet doggos!*
*Editor's note; despite an undisclosed Editor-in-Chief having a felony, Useless News doesn't condone the actions in this article. Although, if you get to see a pupper... who are we, LSPD?
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