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Writer's pictureBill Smith

Breakdancing Gunmen & Rangers Confirmed #1

A hailstorm of bullets was reported on the 6th of September in the early hours of the night. Six masked gunmen atop the Venetian in Vespucci Beach took on the entire brunt of the states LEO, all whilst staying classy!


LEO taking cover down the road behind some shops on the junction of Cortes Street and Magellan Avenue, returned fire on the gunmen while awaiting backup from additional units and helicopter support from air one.



They'd initially tried to get a better angle on the gunmen, atop a local shoe store 'Shatner Shoes' however they admitted it was over when the gunmen had the 'high ground' and a superior angle on them, providing very little cover for the officer.



After the remaining units seemed to flee the area, a massive assault began, bringing in around 20 LEO vehicles at once in a fast paced rush onto the rooftop before advancing on the gunmen who appeared to be spread across the lower and higher rooftop. From our estimates it took LEO 3 officers to take down 1 gunman, resulting in the 20 vs 6 assault in order for LEO to come out on top and take the gunmen into custody, where they currently reside at Boilingbroke Penitentiary.



Unfortunately a brave Ranger was injured during the firefight, we currently don't know his condition or have any comments or updates from LEO regarding this events of this crime scene. We can confirm that no K9 units were injured during the scene (the first person to kill one of these K9s is getting mobbed by the entire state!).



However, Jay Lamb was on the scene, using his keen addiction for breaching and brining a new toy onto the scene, onlookers from the general public were alarmed to see him armed with a grenade launcher!



We were however able to gather one comment from LEO on the scene, therefore making this the most important and accurate piece of information obtained from LEO for this investigation...


Couldn't be any clearer if we tried! LEO had no comment throughout the entire scene, however they did officially confirm, the Rangers are indeed, the best law enforcement agency in the state. As such, we believe they should take point on all future crime scenes.

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Guest
Sep 07

cayo perico did this, they attacked us and we need to invade them!

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