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Writer's pictureBill Smith

Court House Closure?!

One of newly appointed Chief Justice Rajesh Gupta's most controversial statements have recently been announced! In a press release provided yesterday, the Chief Justice (aka Judge of the Summer) announced an immediate closure of the courts and judiciary across the state of San Andreas. Whilst initially a huge shock to the citizens the reasoning behind it was even more surprising.

Turns out Rajesh is starting as he means to go on, giving judiciary staffers a few days off to enjoy thanks giving with their families and friends. Whilst we're unsure what 'families and/or friends' are I think we can all agree with some court cases lasting in excess of four hours at a time, they probably deserve a break to catch up on some sleep, drink some Tuaca (Not a sponsor... yet?) and smoke a side bar and tobacco stogie!


You can see the full press release from the Office of the Chief Justice below;



3件のコメント


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5 days ago

this has to be satire, right? it's a holiday

いいね!
Bill Smith
3 days ago
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You would be correct! Satire is our specialty and 99% of all our articles are satire. Hence why we're "the home of satire news"! 😉

いいね!
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