It's the most wonderful time of the year!

As many of you might've noticed, the snow's back! And with the snow comes Christmas Celebrations! Many businesses, government departments and homes have been adorned with beautiful decorations to remind us that we are, in fact, in the most wonderful time of the year.

With Christmas trees and celebrations come gifts, generally! And this year is no exception. You can go claim your gift from the Christmas tree in Legion! A little birdie told me, if you get a Knight Imports Silver or Golden ticket, you win a free car!

Down in the Southside, you can find the new Christmas Market, selling all things of good cheer! Between Christmas sweets and Christmas attire, you can find pretty much anything Christmas-Related here. There's also a convenient-ish bike rental there!

As you've probably seen, you can get snowball launchers now! Some freaky Grinch dude sells them from $1000 dollars, and they are very worth it if you ask me.

Useless News wishes you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Please don't hit me with a snowball launcher if you see me.