Hello friends and fellow readers of our beloved Useless News articles! Today we bring you the latest in our series of comic strips, Issue 4 featuring The Venetian restaurant and a bloodied goats head. On the 15th september 2024 there was a great comotion outside the italian style eatery, with lights, sirens and several Police cars stationed alongside a foodtruck that was acting as a barricade.
Whilst we were observing the whole ordeal from the sky, a Useless News insider gave us the low down from the ground that a severed and still very bloody goats head had been left at the scene of the crime. Displayed right in front of their doorstep...To the best of our knowledge, neither a carcass or extra matching body parts were found which simply begs many questions.
Who was travelling around with a goats head in a bag? Why did they have just the head? And why was it placed outside the venetian? If this was a old black and white movie, the plotline would usually follow that it was a warning sign sent from a fellow gang or mafia like organisation. Despite real life very rarely being like a movie, they do say that art does indeed imitate life.
So the final few questions I shall leave us all to ponder with are, what has the venetian done to warrant such a message? And did the police ever find the rest of the body...
Clearly in somebody's mind, The Venetian isn't that goat after all.
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Effie out x
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