What a 'Material World' We Live In; Vangies Robbery

Multiple reports of a robbery in progress were reported, we sent in the best Useless News Hood News Duo Team to report at the location of Vangies on Palomino Ave. We discovered how the robbery unfolded and pieced together the missing puzzle pieces. Did the police provide adequate assistance to the hostages? Were the hostages safe under the police departments watch? Should we worry about our safety in Vespucci Beach? Can I purchase a new necklace now? Why is the grass green? Read on to find the answers!