What started as a joke amongst the legal professionals has evolved into a public service campaign led by Matt Murdank of Hunt & OHagen, LLP.
Shut the fuck up and ask for a lawyer! - Matt Murdank
An increase in civil cases has been noted with citizens civil rights being defiled by law enforcement officers, such as those found liable from LSPD in the case of Chuc Wilbert v the LSPD where LSPD were found to have violated Chuc's rights and he was awarded a total of $35,000 in injuries and violations. Another case that appears to be going in the same direction is Travis Cain v BCSO where Travis was shot whilst handcuffed and following law enforcements instructions.
Check out the interview that Effie did with Matt Murdank and James Hill regarding the event and the reasons behind it;
Later into the evening Sheriff Chris Stevens and Trooper Jay Lamb were in attendance, Sheriff Stevens attempted to hire Matt's services to sue Trooper Lamb, for the grand total of $5 and a Coors Banquet however he later dropped the plans after being informed his best option would be a cold Pisswasser beer.
Jay Lamb ordered two Boba Teas and two BBQ Balls, supporting local business Bento with a $2,500 tip, the tip from Hunt & OHagen was a huge $15,000. We'd attempted to put Trooper Lambs negotiation skills to the test, suggesting he makes a $20,000 tip, later negotiating down to $19,000 which he unfortunately declined. when asked to comment on the 'Wontons for Justice' event he changed his usual "No Comment" for the following;
Not at this time - Trooper Jay Lamb
Leaving us on bated breath from his eventual comment... (Jay, give us a comment pleaseee!). We'll update this article at a later date once we're able to secure this momentous comment from him.
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