Christmas Video Wishes: All I want for Christmas is…
- Emma Payne
- Dec 9, 2023
- 1 min read
Updated: Aug 17, 2024

Useless News asked the people of San Andreas what they wish for this Christmas. Check out their video messages!
“I want five bags of coke.” and “Merry Christmas, Lincoln. Eat a dick.”
“I've been good sometimes. Mostly bad.” and “I like the movie with the guy that´s an elf.”
“I just want to be a whole person again!” and “I think Santa is actually a police officer.“
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