Could a momentary lapse in judgment be leading to the breakup of the bestest of buds and truest of the certified lover boys? Probably not, but let’s read out about it anyway!
Whilst on the beat through the streets of Los Santos, this Reporter came across two of the city's most distinguished artists, our Certified Lover Boys: Damien “Crocs” Daniels and Nicholai “Pax” Solemko, in a heated conversation following a rather ominous Yeet from Daniels.
Listening closely to the conversation, it became apparent that an altercation had occurred somewhere in Mirror Park, just outside Cream Pie (the local delicious sweet foods and desserts restaurant) between the pair. According to the Boys, and loudly to the passersby, Daniels, on his push bike, had narrowly avoided being hit by Solemko’s car.
The two became increasingly agitated with each other and moved themselves across from the road to discuss their upset in private. But due to the diligent eavesdropping of this Reporter, we were able to overhear the argument in some detail. Primarily, it would seem that Solemko was blaming Daniels for not being in the bike lane whilst traveling on his bike when the crocs man himself heard this accusation, the atmosphere became, DARE I SAY IT … tense!
Fingers came out, bad-mouthing words came forward and there was even a small moment when it looked like fists might start flying! Luckily, the moment soon passed and the two Lover Boys turned Hater Lads soon released the tension and were consoled by their respective loved ones.
What do you think dear Useless Reader? Should we be giving those who travel with their own power more concern whilst out on the road? Or perhaps this poses a bigger question - are crocs really the footwear of the future?
"Well I saw the whole thing and Dame [DANIELS] should have been in the bike lane" - Camilla Cadence
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