New Virus Sweeps San Andreas

After an alert was sent out stating that Pillbox was currently on Lockdown for an unspecified reason, we mustered Useless News Hood news Division to report from the Location. What we uncovered at the scene of the Hospital will shock you. Is a Deadly virus about to hit San Andreas? Should we board up our homes and windows? Should we stock up on food and toilet paper? Why is the sky blue? Find out in this ground breaking report!