Last Friday night, The Hub gave Los Santos a fun experience that brought everyone together: a cosplay contest. The halls were lined up full of people dressing as their favorite characters, from Naked Snake to Lara Croft. Everyone there was having a great time enjoying the music by DJ Jackal and Konrad Knives, but little did they know that blood would be on the dancefloor that night.
Towards the end of the event, the cosplayers all lined up to show off their unique outfits on stage to all attending the event and any answer questions asked by Eddie Euckland, the show’s host. Only a few cosplayers were left in line to go on stage, when the three individuals dressed as Stuart Little all went up at once. Euckland left it up to the crowd to decide who was the best cosplayer out of the three, and the cosplaying crowd voted on the spiffy dressed mouse with the dark grey pants. One of the mice, namely the one with the beige color slacks, was not happy with this decision at all and pulled out a hidden revolver from his waistline. He aimed the firearm at Eddie Euckland, shouting “Tell me I’m the best Stuart!” then began firing at Euckland.
Blue-Bionic reacted immediately and jumped onto the stage in an attempt to disarm the assailant. He was hit over the head by the Stuart Little Killer with his pistol, knocking our hero off the stage.
Once Blue-Bionic was out of harms way, JC Security began shooting at the pistol wielding rat, and in response the assailant returned fire, but instead firing upon the other Stuart Little cosplayers who were attempting to get out of what then became a firing range.
After shooting down the assailant, JC Security made a huge mistake and turned their guns towards the Stuart Little who was unarmed and not the suspect. They fired several bullets at him until they realized he was not the assailant
All three mice were seriously injured and required immediate medical attention, as well as Eddie Euckland who was in critical condition. Bystanders with medical training quickly rushed to the injured Eddie Euckland and the mice trio who were bleeding out from their injuries. EMS arrived shortly after, as well as State Troopers.
Once EMS arrived and got all who were injured in a stable condition, they were quickly transported to the hospital to undergo further treatment. As of 3/28/2023, Eddie Euckland has made a full recovery and has been seen working both Public Works and Hardcore Comics. Blue-Bionic was unharmed. As for the mouse trio, Useless News has no information on if any of them have made a full recovery or not due to the hospital being on lock down during their treatment. No comment was made by both EMS and PD.
We are left with one question: How was the mouse able to get the revolver past the JC Security checkpoint in the first place?
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