This just in, terrifying criminal Blaine Fantana has recently been Domesticated. Those who know Blaine, know he has a long history here in the city. If you have not had the pleasure of meeting him then you are missing out. In the past, Blaine has been often spotted sporting a sawed-off shotgun, sometimes with face paint or goofy hats. He has taken on entire MCs almost completely by himself and shot down entire groups of people for things as simple as the pineapples on pizza debate. He is a hardened criminal with at least 31 people ending up on his bad side and facing permanent consequences. At one point, many would say he is a scary force to be reckoned with if you're smart enough to listen or stupid enough to cross him.
Now he's wearing pink sweaters and getting manicures every Wednesday. He is driving around a brightly colored Karin Turtle with a melodic horn installed. He has started making homemade Pawcakes and Hampurrgers for his friends. According to multiple sources, he has "gone soft like a kitten." While I do not share this opinion, even though he does wear cat ears, I can agree his sweaters do look soft. He has recently been spotted under the delicate purple glow of Purple Fantasy's spotlights, making an honest wage. He's working at a customs shop in Paleto part-time! The most recent addition to his occupations? A luxury car salesman at Benefactor! Forcing him into restrictive suits and a professional atmosphere. A black pinstripe suit and huge round glasses don't fit this hardened criminal.
so what happened to one of the city's most terrifying people? Domestication that's the only answer this reporter has got.
Boooooo