Welcome back to Useless News. We’ve been away reworking our news company to better fit our new hires, so expect more articles and videos from us in the future from now on. But without further ado, today’s story.
Yesterday, June 2nd, Useless News was out looking for our comeback scoop. Something worthwhile to be gone for over a month. We called up our sources, interviewed civilians on the streets, and even tried questioning PD on recent events (you can guess how that went). The day was ending, everyone was exhausted and fresh out of ideas, when one of our anonymous sources texted us multiple pictures of a destroyed LSPD Scout with tags spray painted onto it saying “Mauraders.” We did some research and found no information on any group that identifies themselves as Mauraders. We would also like to point out that yes, we know that the word is spelled “Marauders” and not “Mauraders.” This misspelled word is what this group is calling themselves. Either they can’t spell or maybe they just want a quirky spin on the name, who knows. Either way, we encourage anyone to step forward that has ties or information on the Mauraders. If you wish to be anonymous, you can reach us at our mainline: 834-183-4852
UPDATE: As I was preparing to publish this article, I received another text from the same source with yet another blown up LSPD vehicle with Mauraders spray painted on the front. This time, it was a BF400 completely on fire with gasoline poured around it.
We still have no information on who the Mauraders or what their plans are. All we know is that they seem to be a violent group that have some sort of grudge against law enforcement, but honestly who doesn’t.
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